Friday, April 3, 2009

Addicted.

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Signs you’re ADDICTED to {designerdigitals} scrapbooking …
~ Your friends are known by usernames.
~ You prefer the “sound” of a digital staple over a real one.
~ Your first thoughts after waking up are “how could I use Katie’s negative sleeves today?”
~ Sleep takes a backseat to computer time.
~ You have nightmares about losing your hard drive.
~ You watch your baby’s first steps in the reflection of your computer monitor.
~ Your favorite day of the week is Sunday … because that’s when DD releases its new items AND offers two new goodies for just a quarter each.
~ Thursday is your next favorite day … (30% off sale).
~ The subject line on at least 75% of the messages in your inbox starts with “New reply to…” 
~  Photos are planned around items on your wish list (to give you an “excuse” to move them to your shopping cart!”)
~ You’d rather lose your car keys than your digital camera.
~ It takes months to notice when an actress has been replaced on your favorite soap opera because your eyes are on your computer screen.
~ You have more date stamps than shoes.
~ Your favorite brush will never be found in a beauty shop.
~ Imitation has truly become the most sincere form of flattery. (Can you say “scraplift?!”)
~ The idea of being limited to just one typeface is absurd (and horrifying!) 
~ You haven’t visited your local museum or art center in years, but your visits to your favorite gallery occur at least daily (if not hourly!)
~ Your kids recognize the back of your head more easily than your face.  
~ You think a “skeleton in the closet” could make a fabulous scrapbook page!
~ Your favorite font is more recognizable by your family than your handwriting.
~ You no longer feel silly for making a credit card purchase for just 50 cents.
~ One of the criteria for a family activity is whether or not it can be scrapbooked.
~ You’ve cleaned up your wishlist more times in the past month than you’ve cleaned your bathroom.
~ Your kids’ clothes for the day are chosen based on 1) the photos you plan to take and 2) the digital kit you’re dying to use.
~ It can totally make your day when a DD friend makes a nice comment on one of your LOs!



8 comments:

  1. Hey Kristin ... this is "readstoomuch" from DD ... and I am laughing out loud! This page is so great ... I missed it in the DD gallery and am heading back there to look it over again.
    What a list ... what a terrific sense of humor you have too! Thanks for pasting a big smile on my face tonight. :)
    _____________
    Mollie
    P.S. Your blog is really a nice one!

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  2. Kristin, This is terrific. I have been loving all your pages at DD and will look for this one. What a great journaler you are!

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  3. this is fantastic!!! so fun!!

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  4. Hi there... maybe I can save you a step - you can find it at http://www.designerdigitals.com/ddgallery/showphoto.php?photo=94026
    Thanks for the nice comments!

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  5. LOL! So true! Great journaling.

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  6. This is such a fun read! We love having you at DD :)
    ~Stacy McFadden
    (FlowerGirl)

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  7. There's just something about DD folks ... you always seem to know how to make my day! ... Thanks! :)

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  8. Oh my goodness - this is hilarious and oh-so-true! We definitely love having you and your work at DD! :)

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